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gonmon
An artist who can draw, but leeches ideas off of everyone else. Likes banging ugly sluts. Cannot be trusted.
Dude, did you see the size of gonmon's girlfriend's gaping hole? She must be riding the whole neighborhood!
gonmon by buckwheat3521 February 17, 2005
gonmon
Dude, I just banged gonmon's girlfriend last night---and then my dad did---and then my dog---but she drew the line at the vacuum cleaner. She's turned into such a prude.
gonmon by Studnicker February 17, 2005
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