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Golrath the Barbarian

A Rallos Zek worshiping barbarian born in Halas. One of the four members of the Quartet of Bones. Golrath loves to eat bones.
Golrath the Barbarian shouted, "I WILL EAT YOUR BOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!"

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Google Glass and Android pundit.

One who thinks Google Glass is cool.
The Goolroid was wearing their Google Glass.
goolroid by hemipwr54 January 30, 2014

Glizzy Goblr 3000

When a girl gobbles your glizzy to the max 😍😍
I gave him that Glizzy Goblr 3000 last night and he came all over my face!

Golrath the Barbarian

While born in Halas, Golrath was in fact exiled along with his other bone-eating bretheren to the lands of Kurn's tower, set deep within the field of bone. Golrath is usually considered the leader of the Quartet, though he shows agendas of following the wing of such nefarious foes as Rallos Zek and the Pope the Barbarian.
"Golrath! Put down those bones!" - Xantor Truehero
Someone who listens to way too much Mighty Mighty BossToneS and spends too much time looking at pr0n. May abuse assclown, assparty, clownboat in place of expletives. Is fond of pie.
That golrien just ate my last pie.

Why won't that golrien return my monkey?

That golrien is slacking off again.
golrien by actual October 27, 2003
(noun).
The female version of boxers. Boys wear Boxers while Girls wear Goxers.
girl: "Look how hot my goxers are!"
boy: "damn those are even better than my boxers!"
goxers by crazygagaposter July 1, 2010