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Someone who listens to way too much Mighty Mighty BossToneS and spends too much time looking at pr0n. May abuse assclown, assparty, clownboat in place of expletives. Is fond of pie.
That golrien just ate my last pie.

Why won't that golrien return my monkey?

That golrien is slacking off again.
golrien by actual October 27, 2003
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Glorienne 

Glorienne's are beautiful and gorgeous girls with an unusual name, when boys see her they can't take their eyes of her. In school she is the sweetest but outside you don't want to mess with her. Glorienne's may not think they are pretty but actually they are gorgeous and they just don't know it. Their smiles are beautiful and so is their hair! If you have a friend called Glorienne you're really lucky she is really kind and caring and they don't show their feelings when they're sad, sometimes they can be really annoying but they are the best!
'I wish i had a Glorienne she is so pretty and nice'

'Dude look how gorgeous that Glorienne is!'

'I'm so glad to have a Glorienne'
Glorienne by IloveGlorienne December 23, 2017
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glorienteering 

Glamorous form of Orienteering which includes latest trends athletic-wear. Non-smelly shower and change facilities post race.
And for multiple day races; accommodation of a high standard, preferably including a buffet breakfast.
Are we going glorienteering this weekend?
glorienteering by KSlet May 31, 2014
Most likely to become a crack addict.
Man: He sure is a Goldien if he on that.
goldien by Friendsarefun247 February 19, 2017
Gobrien this word means someone who is very good at almost everything and is considered a ledgend
Billy is such a gobrien
Gobrien by Glenn O’Brien April 28, 2019

Goldienotfound 

Goldienotfound a Instagram and tiktok user you should follow rn 🤪
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Goldienotfound by Goldienotfound December 31, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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