Gnuffle 

To gnuffle is to hug and kiss someone, usually in a friendly manner but it can also be more intimate.

I just want to gnuffle you all night.

Gnuffle by Zeal_Love__ March 10, 2005

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gruffle 

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

grufflenut 

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.

-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.

grufflenut by jimwade December 3, 2009

Gnuffer 

A person who takes enjoyment from sniffing foul smelling objects.

Sniffing a tramps bike saddle shortly after he/she has disembarked would make you a Gnuffer.

Gnuffer by Winegums September 20, 2011

grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.

“My horse has got grufflets”
“Horse shoe me”

grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020