Stemming from Gnarnia, a Gnarnary is any place for "bros" to hang out or "bro out." A Gnarnary is not necessarily related to skiing or snowboarding ... it is a place away from the snow for bros to chill, relax, and have a Bro Fest.

Hey Charlie, tell Jamie and Mike that we're just having a Bro Fest here in the Pro Shop ... turning this place into a Gnarnary.

When you guys get off the slopes, meet us back at the Gnarnary.

Gnarnary by Schutzy August 14, 2009

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gnarbarometer

the gnarbarometer measures the level of gnarliness on any given day..... on a scale of 1 to ten, 1 being marmot basin and ten being "its on like donkey kong" you can measure the gnarliness before you go anywhere

"o man were going to jasper alberta and its only a one on the ganbarometer"
"were goin to revelstoke and the gnarbarometer is goin off, ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG"

gnarbarometer by Team Karbon March 25, 2008

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guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

guardaroo by Flix December 8, 2009

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gnargarita

An upside-down margarita which one gives to themselves.

Let's all just sit down and throw back some gnargaritas!

gnargarita by Captain Bluebeard April 15, 2007

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Gnarlar

A gnarlar is the stereotypical uber computer/programmer/gaming nerd; but mostly one who does not see daylight, lives on protein bars and energy drinks, and has bad social skills and has no concept of grooming or fashion. The opposite of brogrammer.

His roommate is such a gnarlar. I've only seen him once - he makes hermits look well-groomed.

Gnarlar by deborahjb1 September 12, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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