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glampers 

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.
Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper
glampers by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!
It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.
a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs
glumper by Gui December 3, 2004

glumpenshcramble 

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.
The glumpenshcramble approaches.
glumpenshcramble by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022

Glimpers 

Looks gained from an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Bloke: Did you see she just gave me glimpers
Mate: Nah, she was giving 'em me.

glompers 

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.
While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.
glompers by I am Joel October 11, 2004