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Glumpers 

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.
"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers
Glumpers by Gaugamela July 26, 2016
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glampers 

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.
Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper
glampers by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!
It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.
a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs
glumper by Gui December 3, 2004

glumpenshcramble 

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.
The glumpenshcramble approaches.
glumpenshcramble by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022

Glimpers 

Looks gained from an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Bloke: Did you see she just gave me glimpers
Mate: Nah, she was giving 'em me.
Glimpers by LockwoodUnlimited July 1, 2007

glompers 

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.
While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.
glompers by I am Joel October 11, 2004
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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