13 definitions by Mr Spanky Pants

1
Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.
300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 05, 2006
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2
Emergency food made by boiling rice and adding powdered soup (usually vegetable or chicken).

Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.
I hadn't had a chance to do any shopping, so I made some roup. It was delicious.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 05, 2006
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3
To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.

Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.
"Stop me if I'm blogging..."

"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."
by Mr Spanky Pants August 04, 2006
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4
To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.
Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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5
Replusively large or loud.
Your penis is positively Roman!

The Roman empire was very Roman.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.
Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.
Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006
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