Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

Glumpkie by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011

Glumpkin 

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

Glumpkin by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

glumpkin 

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

glumpkin by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

glumpkin 

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit

its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time

yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.

his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.

glumpkin by harry s taint September 22, 2011

glumpkin 

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

glumpkin by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009

Glumpkin 

The process of getting head whilst playing video games!

Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!

Glumpkin by xXJoHnNy Boy October 12, 2010

glumpie 

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

glumpie by nick the goth January 5, 2006