glumpken

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the receiver is not satisfied with the service he is receiving, or is constipated.

John was excited to receive his first blowjob on the toilet, by Mary's poor handling of his nutsack turned the occasion into a real glumpken.

by Phantom Power April 13, 2015

Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

glumpenshcramble

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.

The glumpenshcramble approaches.

by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022

glumpkin

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit

its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time

yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.

his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.

by harry s taint September 22, 2011

glumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009

Glumpkin

The process of getting head whilst playing video games!

Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!

by xXJoHnNy Boy October 12, 2010