grumpkie

when a girl or guy gives another guy a blowjob while he is taking a dump.

by Steve Duckworth October 28, 2003

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Sankaty Grumpkin

Pro staff getting head while dropping a deuce in the cart barn bathroom by a first year caddie!!

I'm very stressed. I think I need a sankaty grumpkin after the epic pick.

by cuffnutt August 3, 2007

thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie

by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008

grumpied

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

by Mikey May 13, 2005

Grumpkin

the act of shitting while recieving fellacio

man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!

by dirty sanchez June 14, 2003

grumpkin

A sex session in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job

" Dude you gave a great grumpkin last night"

by Yanni's Flamboyant Friend December 24, 2002