glumpie 

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

glumpie by nick the goth January 5, 2006

Glumpter 

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

Glumpter by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

grumpied 

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

grumpied by Mikey May 13, 2005

Glumping 

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

Glumping by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

glumper 

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

glumper by Gui December 3, 2004

Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

Glumpkie by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011

glumpenshcramble 

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.

The glumpenshcramble approaches.

glumpenshcramble by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022