Definitions by GIMOOSH

glumpenshcramble 

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.

The glumpenshcramble approaches.

glumpenshcramble by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022

Flupin 

The act of when you fall in jeans and scrape your knees

Did you see the flermb flupin the children in the front yard.

Flupin by GIMOOSH November 16, 2022

Flermb 

A mythical creature with the chinchilla sized head of a chinchilla, chinchilla sized feet, and the full sized body of a unicorn. (Incredibly aggressive)

Jose got insides turned outside by a flermb.

Flermb by GIMOOSH November 16, 2022

Fleeish 

The flap of flesh underneath your ribs right above the kidneys.

Kill Jonas, he’s a fleeish gripper

Fleeish by GIMOOSH November 15, 2022

Shlart 

When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.

Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class

Shlart by GIMOOSH October 22, 2022

sauce loss 

a tragic event in which sauce is lost. a dropping of a bottle, a spilling, a fat man chugging it.

OH NO MY TWO-LITER BOTTLE OF VALENTINA FELL OUT OF THE BACK OF THE VAN IN FRONT OF THE CHURCH... ITS A SAUCE LOSS. D:

sauce loss by GIMOOSH March 4, 2022

Velocirapture 

The day when the Velociraptors come back to bring peace to this world.

Hey Timmy did you see joseph do the summoning ritual? he's going to bring forth the Velocirapture

Velocirapture by GIMOOSH February 18, 2022