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Gluck Gluck 10,000™
Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.
"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."
Gluck Gluck 10,000™ by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020
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Glulk • gluck • glunk • gulk • Gluck Gluck • glunky • glurk • Gaulk • gluck gluck 3000 • Gluckschmerz
gluck gluck 3000
put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”
gluck gluck 3000 by turtlessuckdick August 24, 2020
gluckulence
gluckulence by stacinator79 July 14, 2022
Gluck Gluck
Gluck Gluck by Anon187781 January 13, 2009
ghulkahn
v. intr.
1. to accept money for an item and then provide excuses e.g. customs, insufficient postage, for why the item has not been delivered
2. to attempt to sell an item above retail price, excessively higher than what the market will bear because you want the money
1. to accept money for an item and then provide excuses e.g. customs, insufficient postage, for why the item has not been delivered
2. to attempt to sell an item above retail price, excessively higher than what the market will bear because you want the money
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