Gloyte 

n: a person who is generally slightly lower in the food chain than plankton with the same resulting stupidity

Devvo from Hull is 100% gloyte

Gloyte by TeeEmEye September 4, 2011

gloyper 

A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.

Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!

gloyper by Gloyper December 3, 2021

Gloyt

Some-one who doesn't understand basic conversation and is generally just annoying.

'Sorry what did you just say'

'Urgh, your such a Gloyt'

Gloyt by alew September 5, 2011

Gloryteller 

Someone who feels the need to respond to a story that you told with a similar story of their own, except that their version is more extreme, and potentially false.

When I told Frank about meeting a celebrity over the weekend, he decided to then share his experience about when he saved David Duchovny's life in Aspen last year. That guy is such a Gloryteller

Gloryteller by ABSeez September 5, 2007

Gloystein 

Defined as an elite German family. Many Gloysteins now reside in the United States in places such as Nebraska and Kansas.

The Gloystein's own you.

Gloystein by gloygirl October 23, 2008

Glorytearz 

Glorytearz: The term is regularly used to refer to someone whos a goofy ass nigga. A glorytearz is basically a drake kinda person, a cartoonish kinda person, the dude that would smell pie and start floating towards it, the dude that could jump off a cliff and stop mid air to look at the invisible camera.

Dude you’re such a Glorytearz man!

Glorytearz by centimetres July 19, 2022

Ms.Gloster SHMS 

A nazi who likes to hire her friends.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MS.GLOSTER SHMS AROUND SHMS GOD IM SCARED.

Ms.Gloster SHMS by youWILLallknow May 24, 2017