Gloiter

An object (often a plastic cone) to be stolen from the opponent’s side during a kids game similar to Capture the Flag.

During the game “Flamoigle My Gloiter”, I successfully snuck to the enemy base and stole a gloiter!

by KomoSEP July 21, 2023

gloiter

Very large pimple; huge zit.

You gonna pop that gloiter or keep making us all sick?

by tomofseattle October 3, 2007

Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 21, 2009

Goiterous

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

goiter ranger

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.

theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger

by john stiglich October 22, 2006

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003