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ghooten
adjective / compound noun:
giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good
(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)
giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good
(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)
ghooten by Fushnchups October 3, 2007
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Glooten • ghooten • Gloobenshmire • glooken • Glooter • Glottenday • gooten • gootenbonkin • Gootensils • Gootentight
Gloobenshmire
The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.
Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.
Gloobenshmire by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011
Gootensils
Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.
Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.
I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.
I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.
Gootensils by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
gootenbonkin
gootenbonkin by bigdawg77 June 14, 2020
Gootentight
1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec
1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!
Gootentight by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005
Glottenday
Glottenday is the day of the week between Thursday and Friday that only lasts three hours.
Glottenday was created by Noah the caring in 1825 to remember the time that America was frozen over by cold things and we all had to wait for it to thaw gently as Noah used his breath to defrost all of America.
Glottenday was created by Noah the caring in 1825 to remember the time that America was frozen over by cold things and we all had to wait for it to thaw gently as Noah used his breath to defrost all of America.
Glottenday by This is not made up ;) January 18, 2021
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