Gloryfield

When two guys are doing a girl, one in the back and the other is getting a bj while out in a pasture. Upon climax, the men moo.

Zack: Dude! Wasn't it fun doing a gloryfield last night with that one ho? mooooo
Matt: Let's pretend it never happened

by Biffer January 6, 2009

glorified lesbian

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it

Ellen DeGeneres is a glorified lesbian .

by IAmJustADroid June 2, 2020

gorefield

The grotesque reimagining of famous comic cat, Garfield.

A popular line of Gorefield is:
“Heaven is a void of light, Jon”

by Jr. 90 April 28, 2019

Glorified Acquaintance

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.

Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.

by Lotsofwords July 7, 2011

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.

Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.

by miraparker September 6, 2011

Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.

Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018