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Glorkin' 

The act of inserting your penis into another mans penis.
Dave: " Hey Tim, wanna glork later?"
Tim: "Oh yeah, I'd love to go glorkin' later."
Glorkin' by Glork Master July 7, 2022
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gorkin it 

To wear a sweatshirt without a shirt underneath
Steve was gorkin it hard this morning.

I debated changing, but decided to gork it.
gorkin it by Keepthepace March 20, 2017
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person #1: happy birthday

person #2: glookin bro
glookin by arianadawnx January 26, 2021

Glockin' 

-Carrying a gun
-Armed and dangerous
-A weapon
Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.

Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.

Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)

Pow..Pow..Pow..

Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..
Glockin' by fhgul June 22, 2011
1) A deep throat blowjob resulting in the onomatopoeia “glorbin”.

2) The sound of a deepthroat blowjob

3) verb: to give a deep throat blowjob while making the sound “glor-glorbin-glorbin”
“She glorbined so hard on my dick.”

“She loves to glorbin.”
“I’m going down on my man tonight, and I really hope I don’t Glorbin.”

“A glorbin sometimes triggers my gag reflex.”
Glorbin by CaptainA25 March 14, 2021

Jerking My Glerkin 

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)
Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

Glorpin' 

What the bitches be doing
Glorpin' by Bussygamer88 June 17, 2021
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