Glorken
An emotionally diverse and extremely offensive slur for weird people and Mounds Bar customers.
also a word for sucking penis
also a word for sucking penis
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glockencock
The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
glockencock by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020
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Glorken • glorkensnork • Glorkenthorp • glockenspiel • glockenspeil • Gorken • Glerkenheimer • Glocken • Glockenbronze • glockencock
Glockenspiel
1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids
2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now
Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
Glockenspiel by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023
Glorienne
Glorienne's are beautiful and gorgeous girls with an unusual name, when boys see her they can't take their eyes of her. In school she is the sweetest but outside you don't want to mess with her. Glorienne's may not think they are pretty but actually they are gorgeous and they just don't know it. Their smiles are beautiful and so is their hair! If you have a friend called Glorienne you're really lucky she is really kind and caring and they don't show their feelings when they're sad, sometimes they can be really annoying but they are the best!
'I wish i had a Glorienne she is so pretty and nice'
'Dude look how gorgeous that Glorienne is!'
'I'm so glad to have a Glorienne'
'Dude look how gorgeous that Glorienne is!'
'I'm so glad to have a Glorienne'
Glorienne by IloveGlorienne December 23, 2017
glockenspiel'd
The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.
*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"
glockenspiel'd by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006
glockenspiel
glockenspiel by Download-This April 11, 2004
Glockenspieliosis
Glockenspieliosis by Exercices March 3, 2021
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