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Glooten
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Glooten, kelcium’s greatest
enemy
! Basically
gluten
but
better
.
Ken
: “Ay,
Joe
, what you got there?”
Joe
: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*
Glooten
by
siod
March 2, 2020
Get the
Glooten
mug.