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Glooten
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Glooten, kelcium’s greatest
enemy
!
Basically
gluten but
better
.
Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re
drinking
Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I
USE
THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *
dies
*
Glooten
by
siod
March 2, 2020