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Glooten
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Glooten, kelcium’s greatest
enemy
!
Basically
gluten but
better
.
Ken: “
Ay
, Joe, what you
got
there?”
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE
POWER
OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*
Glooten
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siod
March 2, 2020
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