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Gootensils 

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.
Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.
Gootensils by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

gootenbonkin 

an alternative to saying good night, fun to use with non-normal friends
I'm gonna go to bed, GOOTENBONKIN!
gootenbonkin by bigdawg77 June 14, 2020

Gootentight 

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec
1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!
Gootentight by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005
Glooten, kelcium’s greatest enemy! Basically gluten but better.
Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*
Glooten by siod March 2, 2020
Gooten likes gluten!
haha gooten ate all of the gluten!
gooten by The Zass September 14, 2022
Ghosten is a spiritual young man. He is raised by very open-minded parents with free souls, so he became a peaceful, supportive being to his friends and others around him. Ghosten’s name, although hardly existent, means ‘earth bound soul’ so as such he has an awareness of existence beyond the living. Ghosten is kind, smart, and well-mannered. He is friends with everyone and maintains a fun and accepting environment for others to be able to express themselves, openly. Ghosten can be mischievous, but with good intentions behind it. He only wants to have fun and help others enjoy the little things in life.
We got to invite Ghosten, he’s the life of the party!
ghosten by Mamacidy January 7, 2025
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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