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ghooten

adjective / compound noun:

giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good

(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)
1. Grips me those ghooten headphones, yesyes

2. Dude, I just gwaned the Ghootensteak!
by Fushnchups October 3, 2007
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Gootensils

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.
Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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gootenbonkin

an alternative to saying good night, fun to use with non-normal friends
I'm gonna go to bed, GOOTENBONKIN!
by bigdawg77 June 14, 2020
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Gootentight

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec
1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!
by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005
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Glooten

Glooten, kelcium’s greatest enemy! Basically gluten but better.
Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*
by siod March 2, 2020
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gooten

Gooten likes gluten!
haha gooten ate all of the gluten!
by The Zass September 14, 2022
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ghosten

Ghosten is a spiritual young man. He is raised by very open-minded parents with free souls, so he became a peaceful, supportive being to his friends and others around him. Ghosten’s name, although hardly existent, means ‘earth bound soul’ so as such he has an awareness of existence beyond the living. Ghosten is kind, smart, and well-mannered. He is friends with everyone and maintains a fun and accepting environment for others to be able to express themselves, openly. Ghosten can be mischievous, but with good intentions behind it. He only wants to have fun and help others enjoy the little things in life.
We got to invite Ghosten, he’s the life of the party!
by Mamacidy January 7, 2025
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