ghooten 

adjective / compound noun:

giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good

(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)

1. Grips me those ghooten headphones, yesyes

2. Dude, I just gwaned the Ghootensteak!

ghooten by Fushnchups October 3, 2007

Gootensils 

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.

Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.

Gootensils by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

gootenbonkin 

an alternative to saying good night, fun to use with non-normal friends

I'm gonna go to bed, GOOTENBONKIN!

gootenbonkin by bigdawg77 June 14, 2020

Gootentight 

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec

1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!

Gootentight by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005

Glooten 

Glooten, kelcium’s greatest enemy! Basically gluten but better.

Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*

Glooten by siod March 2, 2020

gooten 

Gooten likes gluten!

haha gooten ate all of the gluten!

gooten by The Zass September 14, 2022

ghosten 

Ghosten is a spiritual young man. He is raised by very open-minded parents with free souls, so he became a peaceful, supportive being to his friends and others around him. Ghosten’s name, although hardly existent, means ‘earth bound soul’ so as such he has an awareness of existence beyond the living. Ghosten is kind, smart, and well-mannered. He is friends with everyone and maintains a fun and accepting environment for others to be able to express themselves, openly. Ghosten can be mischievous, but with good intentions behind it. He only wants to have fun and help others enjoy the little things in life.

We got to invite Ghosten, he’s the life of the party!

ghosten by Mamacidy January 7, 2025