masquerbate

to pretend to be someone else whilst engaging in self-pleasure

See gooning.
After a long day at work, Keith decided to go home and masquerbate that he was Brad Pitt.
by iamvered April 19, 2016
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gooped

incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed

slang originating in the world of drag
When Naomi eliminated Manila on "All Stars 4," the whole world was gooped!

I was gooped to see y'all all there for my surprise party!
by iamvered February 03, 2019
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Hamburger cheeseburger.

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

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$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

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Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).
by iamvered May 22, 2014
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