"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..
by Yellow Diamond is a clod March 27, 2018
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It's when a person like me has some serious problems, romantically, at least.

aka when you have daddy issues and are always talking about how much you wanna fuck Gee Way.
Alexis: geez, what's up with you and crushing on people 3x your age? He's 42, and you're barely 14!!

Helena: sorry, I guess I'm helpless
by Foxy Like A Badger October 7, 2019
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When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.
Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.
by Noblewolf November 25, 2017
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The way you feel when you meet Alexander Hamilton. Especially for Elizabeth Schuyler.
Eliza: Boy you got me helpless. Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless. (...) You walked in and my heart went boom. (...) Grab my sister and whisper "Yo this one's mine."
by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017
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Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.
Hannah is a helpless romantic
by Shawny G December 10, 2007
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The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
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When a child/student gives you a perpetual "idk" face when you ask/they are asked, to do some menial task that is well within their ability to do so, but they want you to either do it for them, or just give them the answer.
Susie should stop displaying such obvious learned helplessness and tie her own damn shoelaces, the idiot is thirteen!

The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.
by The.strangler. April 21, 2016
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