glompers

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.

by I am Joel October 11, 2004

Glompers

Glompers - an adjective to describe someone's massive gravity grippers.

Glompers - Someone's big ass feetsies

Sam: Hey have you seen Terry's massive feet?

Jeri: Yeah he has massive glompers.

by MakaMalik June 22, 2023

glampers

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

Gompers

1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore

Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!

by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009

gompers

A clean-shaven pair of testicles which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.

Chilling one's gompers would result in a tasty delight that would please many.

by gompers March 1, 2011

Glumpers

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

by Gaugamela July 26, 2016