A clean-shaven pair of testicles which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.
by gompers February 13, 2011
An exclamitory phrase, used by American History enthusiasts. Originionally came from the name of Samuel Gompers, an advocate for the work force in the late 1800's
by Kolya December 20, 2004
The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.
(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"
(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"
(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"
by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004
A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.
by Uncle Che November 19, 2006
A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!
Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"
by Bam West & Som Matton July 22, 2008
A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.
Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.
by jumbypah December 16, 2009
by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009