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A clean-shaven pair of testicles which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.
Chilling one's gompers would result in a tasty delight that would please many.
gompers by gompers March 1, 2011
An exclamitory phrase, used by American History enthusiasts. Originionally came from the name of Samuel Gompers, an advocate for the work force in the late 1800's
Guy 1: Dude, I just figured out that my grandpa died...
Guy 2: Gompers!
gompers by Kolya December 20, 2004
The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.
(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"
gompers by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004
A species of tropical bengal tiger, indigenous to central Kansas which possess an uncanny taste for the private parts of young boys.
"Damn boy! Didjoo hear about that Gompers who attacked at Love Box the other day and chomped off that little boy's sponkey?!"
Gompers by Ashton, March 10, 2008
Did you see the gompers on that babe?
Gompers by R Zimmerman May 9, 2005
Goddamit, I just dropped my gompers in the bidet and bit myself on the ass again!
Gompers by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021