globis

Not a diet, not a phase, a LIFESTYLE. Embracing the love for food, drinks, and everything in between with no hesitation or discrimination.
Globis Nation

Judy said “You ate already!”
Replied Freddy “Que comi?” (what I eat?)

Judy said “You’re such a globis!”

by globis June 5, 2019

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

Grobis

Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.

Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.

by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018

Dough Globes

A huge pair of natural tits.

Goddamn! Did you see the size of those dough globes?!

by shudjonk June 5, 2018

snow globes

American slang for "testicles".

I found out the hard way that a paintball shot square into the snow globes hurts like hell.

by George Costinas December 9, 2009

bro globes

Balls.

Jimmy got smacked in the bro globes.

by Flying aardvark February 26, 2014

Globiolis

An observed intellectual deficiency, most commonly found in simple individuals that cannot grasp the intricacies of science and reality. Leading them to misinterpret the world and believe it is flat.

Brian suffers from Globiolis. The poor guy chooses to embarrass himself on YouTube by showing everyone how he can’t understand simple concepts. Poor Brian

by OverweightAviator January 12, 2021