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a person who dislikes and/or goes out of their way to harm a person who has goober syndrome
for example
iris: you're a fucking goober
brandon: thats goobist (i know how to construct highly explosive items)
goobist by i hate nitties March 20, 2023
Words you can keep
the words gross, goofy, and musty all together

this word can be used to describe a person, place, or thing

created by elise and cameron
EW this lunch is so gooisty”
My ex is so gooisty”
“Why he look so gooisty”
gooisty by gooistygurl October 24, 2022
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A word the is a combination for the words gross, goofy, and musty.
This can be used to describe a person, place, or thing.
Created by Cameron and Elise
“The school food is so gooisty”
“Have you seen me ex’s post, it’s so gooisty?”
gooisty by gooistygurls October 24, 2022
A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.
dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."
goofist by joelh January 15, 2009

Goobstoob 

Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.
That goobstoob called me again and we just met an hour ago.
Goobstoob by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021
The nickname Smite players give to the Egyptian god of the dead, Anubis. It's a mix of two words, Golden (one of his in-game skins) and Anubis (his name).
Goobis is ganking right.
goobis by AtenRe May 17, 2016

goobity goop 

a very tall person who is extremly good at basketball but acts high as a kite and gets weird nicknames from old men
" hey trick what's the answer to 1" "Conductive" "No its inductive you goobity goop"
goobity goop by Mazzonybear April 22, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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