Globish

A new and simplified version of the English language spoken by approximately 4 billion non-native speakers on earth that want to communicate worldwide.
It has a stripped-down vocabulary of just about 1500 words and is hard to understand for native speakers.

Him: The son of my brother got married yesterday!
Me: You mean your nephew? You speak such a Globish!

Globish by marielili June 28, 2010

Get merch

Get the Globish mug.

See more merch

globis

Not a diet, not a phase, a LIFESTYLE. Embracing the love for food, drinks, and everything in between with no hesitation or discrimination.
Globis Nation

Judy said “You ate already!”
Replied Freddy “Que comi?” (what I eat?)

Judy said “You’re such a globis!”

globis by globis June 5, 2019

Get merch

Related Words

Globish • Globoshyma • Globeshite • Globist • Glowish

Globist

A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.

A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.

Globist by JonSpade February 2, 2017

Get merch

Globeshite

A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.

`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`

Globeshite by garrythegrey May 29, 2020