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A new and simplified version of the English language spoken by approximately 4 billion non-native speakers on earth that want to communicate worldwide.
It has a stripped-down vocabulary of just about 1500 words and is hard to understand for native speakers.
Him: The son of my brother got married yesterday!
Me: You mean your nephew? You speak such a Globish!
Globish by marielili June 28, 2010
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Not a diet, not a phase, a LIFESTYLE. Embracing the love for food, drinks, and everything in between with no hesitation or discrimination.
Globis Nation
Judy said “You ate already!”
Replied Freddy “Que comi?” (what I eat?)

Judy said “You’re such a globis!”
globis by globis June 5, 2019
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A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.
A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.
Globist by JonSpade February 2, 2017

Globeshite 

A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.
`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`
Globeshite by garrythegrey May 29, 2020

Globoshyma 

She’s like Pitbull. She’s globoshyma
Globoshyma by Simon Stagvin December 20, 2023

Globoshyma 

A movie star who is famous across the globes. World wide, international.
She has gone globoshyma
Globoshyma by Simon Stagvin December 23, 2023

Globoshyma 

The act of taking over the world.
Dude, we did the small towns. Now it’s time to go globoshyma and take this company to new heights.
Globoshyma by Stevensibles March 19, 2024
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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