Glabberfasted 

It's like Flabbergasted but 100x more like the reaction to god coming down and see dapping you up

I was Glabberfasted when that kid took a shotgun to the throat

Glabberfasted by anonymous November 4, 2022

Gabberflasted

To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.

I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.

Gabberflasted by Thatgirlwheused2beurgirl January 11, 2010

Gabberflasted

When one is flabbered beyond gasted they enter a state of Gabberflastedness, that of which is of pure shock, awe and the same gasps used by none other than sir william shakespear (one may inadvertently switch to speaking as if they were from the days of old england AKA fancy shmancy)

You:*GASP* I DARESAY GOOD FREIND, YOU GAVE ME QUITE A SCARE
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted

Gabberflasted by Sir Beans of Heinzington March 24, 2023

gabberflasted

anything u want it to mean

that crap is gabberflasted!!!

that ggirl is so hot she is gabberflasted!!

gabberflasted by anthony stamos May 15, 2008

Gabberflasted

When someone says something so mind numbingly boring, instead of being flabbergasted you are gabberflasted into speechlessness

Friend: Did you hear the principals speech the other day?
Me: Yeah i was fuckin gabberflasted man

Gabberflasted by Cwevin Berko June 12, 2020