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Glitterfuck

When you cum all over somebody and then throw glitter on them so it never washes away
Yo girl, I'm about to come!
Glitterfuck me all over my tits!
Glitterfuck by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017

Glitterfucking

The term glitterfucking is where someone uses glitter as lube during sex. Or when you use glitter during sex.
Person 1: did you see debra last night?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!

glitterhawk 

A military exercise whereby a plane, helicopter or large, albatross like bird carries weaponized glitter to be sprayed in a terrorist like fashion.
The glitterhawk flew aggressively over the ISIL-inhabited village, releasing it's contents in an aerosol spray, marking each of it's victims in prismatic fashion to be easily identified by the approaching deployed military troops.
glitterhawk by Corabelle1221 October 14, 2014

Glitterdick 

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.
"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."
Glitterdick by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014

glittercrack 

a metaphoric substance that makes you all happy and giddy inside. when you say or do something stupid, you can blame it on the GLITTERCRACK
Richard: wow i just tripped down a flight of stairs last night when i was drunk
Barbara: BOYYY it wasnt the stairs. you were on GLITTERCRACK
glittercrack by Zippidy Do Da June 30, 2008

Glitterfaced 

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.
It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.
Glitterfaced by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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