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Glittersack 

I got glittersacked last night!

When you dump a large amount of glitter on your homies ballsack when they are passed out.
Home dog glittersacked me last night when I was passed out!
Glittersack by DeezNutz98 December 28, 2019
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Glitterfuck

When you cum all over somebody and then throw glitter on them so it never washes away
Yo girl, I'm about to come!
Glitterfuck me all over my tits!
Glitterfuck by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017

Glitterfucking

The term glitterfucking is where someone uses glitter as lube during sex. Or when you use glitter during sex.
Person 1: did you see debra last night?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!

glitterhawk 

A military exercise whereby a plane, helicopter or large, albatross like bird carries weaponized glitter to be sprayed in a terrorist like fashion.
The glitterhawk flew aggressively over the ISIL-inhabited village, releasing it's contents in an aerosol spray, marking each of it's victims in prismatic fashion to be easily identified by the approaching deployed military troops.
glitterhawk by Corabelle1221 October 14, 2014

Glitterdick 

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.
"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."
Glitterdick by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014

glittercrack 

a metaphoric substance that makes you all happy and giddy inside. when you say or do something stupid, you can blame it on the GLITTERCRACK
Richard: wow i just tripped down a flight of stairs last night when i was drunk
Barbara: BOYYY it wasnt the stairs. you were on GLITTERCRACK
glittercrack by Zippidy Do Da June 30, 2008

Glitterfaced 

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.
It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.
Glitterfaced by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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