Verb - the act of sneaking up behind - or alternately while hugging - someone and dumping massive amounts of glitter on their hair and clothes, leaving them iridescent and thoroughly annoyed.
"Dude, is that glitter on your scalp? Where were you last night, a strip club?"
"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."
OR
While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"
OR
Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!
The art of ordering glitter over the internet and sending it via snail mail, to be opened by an unsuspecting ex girlfriend or old boss can also be used against current colleagues and partners. go get glitterfucked.com
So I just found out that I'm pregnant, getting evicted, I've lost my job, my car got repossessed, my boyfriends in jail, my parents both just died, and my right arm has to get amputated. I guess you could say I'm now gutterfucked.