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Glitterfuck

Verb - the act of sneaking up behind - or alternately while hugging - someone and dumping massive amounts of glitter on their hair and clothes, leaving them iridescent and thoroughly annoyed.
"Dude, is that glitter on your scalp? Where were you last night, a strip club?"

"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."

OR

While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"

OR

Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!
Glitterfuck by ZoftigFaerie January 10, 2012

GlitterFuck

The art of ordering glitter over the internet and sending it via snail mail, to be opened by an unsuspecting ex girlfriend or old boss can also be used against current colleagues and partners. go get glitterfucked.com
Some fucker GlitterFucked me this morning and now i can't get rid of this shit
GlitterFuck by Blagology January 15, 2015

Glitterfuck

an adjective describing the act of being so awesome ur considered as a glitterfucker.
Jeffree Star is so glitterfuck >:D
Glitterfuck by IzRaelGlitter March 11, 2010

glitterfuck

power fuck; hard; mostly anal without lubrication.
glitterfuck that how dude!
glitterfuck by licht May 20, 2008

Glitterfucking

The term glitterfucking is where someone uses glitter as lube during sex. Or when you use glitter during sex.
Person 1: did you see debra last night?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!

Gutterfucked 

To hit rock bottom to such an extreme that you may as well be getting sodomized in a gutter.
So I just found out that I'm pregnant, getting evicted, I've lost my job, my car got repossessed, my boyfriends in jail, my parents both just died, and my right arm has to get amputated. I guess you could say I'm now gutterfucked.