Glitterfuck
Glitterfuck by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017
Words you can keep
Glitterfuck
Verb - the act of sneaking up behind - or alternately while hugging - someone and dumping massive amounts of glitter on their hair and clothes, leaving them iridescent and thoroughly annoyed.
"Dude, is that glitter on your scalp? Where were you last night, a strip club?"
"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."
OR
While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"
OR
Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!
"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."
OR
While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"
OR
Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!
Glitterfuck by ZoftigFaerie January 10, 2012
Related Words
GlitterFuck
The art of ordering glitter over the internet and sending it via snail mail, to be opened by an unsuspecting ex girlfriend or old boss can also be used against current colleagues and partners. go get glitterfucked.com
GlitterFuck by Blagology January 15, 2015
Glitterfucking
The term glitterfucking is where someone uses glitter as lube during sex. Or when you use glitter during sex.
Person 1: did you see debra last night?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!
Glitterfucking by WhyHeLloglitterfuckers April 26, 2020
Gutterfucked
So I just found out that I'm pregnant, getting evicted, I've lost my job, my car got repossessed, my boyfriends in jail, my parents both just died, and my right arm has to get amputated. I guess you could say I'm now gutterfucked.
Gutterfucked by BrennaBombshell June 6, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026