Glitterball
Mike: Did you hear that Steve got glitterballed on his stag do?
John: No?
Mike: Yeah, apparently his fiancé loves it!
John: No?
Mike: Yeah, apparently his fiancé loves it!
Glitterball by letmesignin March 11, 2011
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glitterblow
1]When you or someone you know adds alot of hype usually verbal to something that is pretty standard, uninteresting, or unexciting...
2]An action that adds a thick and obvious layer of ass kiss to a situation
2]An action that adds a thick and obvious layer of ass kiss to a situation
Examples
1]"Could you check my resume for glitterblow? I want it to look impressive but not obvious..."
2]To ensure his place at the top of the class, Brad proceeded to glitterblow his professor with compliments about his intellegence....
1]"Could you check my resume for glitterblow? I want it to look impressive but not obvious..."
2]To ensure his place at the top of the class, Brad proceeded to glitterblow his professor with compliments about his intellegence....
glitterblow by E-rin December 9, 2008
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glitterblast
The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.
Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"
Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
glitterblast by weyus May 12, 2013
terminal gutterballs
A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
terminal gutterballs by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
glitterbag
To cover the scrotum in a handful/cup of glitter and the proceed to dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or face of another person
glitterbag by Johhanne Robino July 2, 2010
Gutterballin
1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.
2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.
2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.
1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"
2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"
2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"
Gutterballin by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009
Gutterballed
Gutterballed by atcj0611 January 9, 2011
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