Glitterbarf

a term referring to people who try to be positive to the point of extreme annoyance to anyone with more than 4 braincells.

Person 1: times may be rough at the moment, but we all need to be happy and be friendly to each other!
Person 2: ugh, another Glitterbarf.

by Another_one March 3, 2022

glitterbag

To cover the scrotum in a handful/cup of glitter and the proceed to dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or face of another person

Person 1: We should glitterbag shawn...
Person 2: Consider him glittered.

by Johhanne Robino July 2, 2010

Glitterball

The act of covering a man's testicles in a glitter.

Mike: Did you hear that Steve got glitterballed on his stag do?
John: No?
Mike: Yeah, apparently his fiancé loves it!

by letmesignin March 11, 2011

cumsack glitterballs

A sex move in which glitter is stuck onto the penis using a sperm adhesive. After the glitter is attached, a person proceeds to give the glitter-covered penis a blowjob.

I stole all of the glitter from the Glitter Factory to have some cumsack glitterballs with a daytime hooker.

by ChodeDogLover69 January 13, 2016

glitterbaby

A woman who thinks she sparkles even though she is covered in kitty litter.

An english woman into watersports.

Oh honey, make me your glitterbaby, piss all over me and make me sparkle.

by Royal March 14, 2004

Glitterboarding

A form of torture invented by elementary students and used on their un suspecting teacher victims each year around the holiday season.

I came home from school an emotional shell of the man I once was, the victim of holiday glitterboarding

by glittered and tattered December 1, 2021

Glitterlard

An insult used to describe an overweight individual who dresses vibrantly. Someone who presents themselves with brightly colored apparel.

“Look at that glitterlard over there dude! What a loser.”

by Mr. Octavious July 6, 2022