Gutterballin 

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.

1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"

Gutterballin by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009

terminal gutterballs 

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.

It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!

terminal gutterballs by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Gutterballed 

(v.) the action of being teabagged by a homeless man.

Timmy was mugged and gutterballed behind the 7-11 last night.

Gutterballed by atcj0611 January 9, 2011

Gutterball fart 

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.

"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"

Gutterball fart by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009

San Francisco gutterball 

when a gay man gets drunk and has sex with a woman

Last weekend, my gay friend Stfan got hammered and had a San Francisco gutterball Lucy.

San Francisco gutterball by Sexual Ratchet April 25, 2010

swedish gutterball 

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.

She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.

swedish gutterball by the dee bee January 17, 2014

Gutterball 

Inserting the index and middle fingers in the vagina and the thumb in the balloon knot. Sometimes known as the shocker, this phrase is popular because it is so similar to the way a bowling ball is picked up.

Here are enough gutterball rhymes to create your own a rap song: Two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the chute; goin to town with one in the brown; two in the slit, one in the pit; two in the clam, one in the ham; two in the junk, one in the trunk; two in the snapper, one in the crapper; two in the crack whore, one in the backdoor; two in the bank, one in the stank; two in the soup, one in the poop; going for broke with one in the spokes; two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.

Gutterball by ExitRamp July 23, 2004