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Small turtle like creature that attends model areoplane clubs. Still awaiting puberty.
Glen F by Robert McLightening December 20, 2004
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Glen Fatcock 

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!
Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄
Glen Fatcock by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

Glen Fatcock 

The Influencer with donuts around his dick. He dances in his underwear with hot teen girls.
OMG, Glen Fatcock wears a pink balaclava and freddy krueger claw. He's such a pretty girl pump machine.

Glen anderson freeway 

A freeway in Los Angeles which runs from the west imperial highway near lax and proceeds east to the 605 freeway in norwalk. During this west/easi traverse. It passes hawthorne airport/hawthorne to the south then proceeds towards the rosemeade/Watts area to the north. A good portion of this freeway is elevated. Thereby preserving the integrity of the neighborhoods it bifurcates. In fairly recent years a route on the Los Angeles light rail line runs along the center median of the freeway in an east/west traverse congruent to the freeway itself.
When I'm going down to oc.i usually get on the Glen anderson freeway at aviation Blvd and head east to the 605 in norwalk. From there I jump on the 605 south till I hit the 91 east (Riverside freeway) and take it down to Fullerton. While it may be more miles. I save in time if I don't travel during commute!

Glen Thee Fatcock 

The influencer with giant donuts around his cock. He is a teen girls drug.
Why is Glen Thee Fatcock famous, when his son has talent?

Glen (The Budget Femboy)

A rare species of femboy often spotted in the wild—usually at a distance, because you’ll smell the desperation and chain grease before you see him. Glen is what happens when you try to order a "cute aesthetic" from a sketchy warehouse and it gets lost in the mail for three weeks.

He is best known for his commitment to the "homeless-chic" lifestyle, though he leans much harder into the "homeless" than the "chic." His wardrobe consists of clothes that look like they were fought over by two raccoons in a dumpster, yet he wears them with the unearned confidence of a Victorian duchess.

The "Bi-cycle" Factor:
Glen’s primary mode of transport is his "bi-cycle." It’s called a bi-cycle not because of his orientation, but because it’s a miracle it hasn’t split into bi-nary pieces mid-commute. Seeing Glen pedal down the street is like watching a low-budget circus act where the main attraction is a pile of laundry trying to balance on two rusty wheels
“I thought the city finally started a textile recycling program, but then I realized it was just Glen (The Budget Femboy) rattling past on that squeaky bi-cycle again.”

Full Force Glen Assault 

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
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“No way, is that cake?”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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