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A rare species of femboy often spotted in the wild—usually at a distance, because you’ll smell the desperation and chain grease before you see him. Glen is what happens when you try to order a "cute aesthetic" from a sketchy warehouse and it gets lost in the mail for three weeks.
He is best known for his commitment to the "homeless-chic" lifestyle, though he leans much harder into the "homeless" than the "chic." His wardrobe consists of clothes that look like they were fought over by two raccoons in a dumpster, yet he wears them with the unearned confidence of a Victorian duchess.
The "Bi-cycle" Factor:
Glen’s primary mode of transport is his "bi-cycle." It’s called a bi-cycle not because of his orientation, but because it’s a miracle it hasn’t split into bi-nary pieces mid-commute. Seeing Glen pedal down the street is like watching a low-budget circus act where the main attraction is a pile of laundry trying to balance on two rusty wheels
He is best known for his commitment to the "homeless-chic" lifestyle, though he leans much harder into the "homeless" than the "chic." His wardrobe consists of clothes that look like they were fought over by two raccoons in a dumpster, yet he wears them with the unearned confidence of a Victorian duchess.
The "Bi-cycle" Factor:
Glen’s primary mode of transport is his "bi-cycle." It’s called a bi-cycle not because of his orientation, but because it’s a miracle it hasn’t split into bi-nary pieces mid-commute. Seeing Glen pedal down the street is like watching a low-budget circus act where the main attraction is a pile of laundry trying to balance on two rusty wheels
“I thought the city finally started a textile recycling program, but then I realized it was just Glen (The Budget Femboy) rattling past on that squeaky bi-cycle again.”
by MTA128 March 27, 2026
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