glatze

Bald in german. Used to refer to the bald dumbfuck cult. There is no need for the individual to be bald, just genuinely fucking stupid

Person 1: "Mr.Hadow is so stupid, I bet he only gets attention from his FBI agent"
Person 2: "He is such a glatze"

by GoldBadName March 8, 2021

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

by Vinylist November 24, 2014

Glazer

a dick rider

get off my dick u Glazer

by numbaninejeans May 30, 2022

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazer

Top tier dickrider.

Random nigga: Me, personally I would never let anyone moss me in football

Me: stop glazing you fuccin glazer

by jstackzzz13 May 26, 2022

Glaze the glasses

A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses

Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.

by Phil Skinsspeare April 5, 2016