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Glaomi, as rarely as it is, exists in infrequent encounters. In this lifetime, when you meet one, you must feel the luckiest and highly honored. She is a real-life warrior with a "dow mayn" (don't mind) mindset. She has it all: wits, talents, pro-gamer skills, character, and impact. She may be calm as the tranquil waters of a lake but is full of mystique once you stay with her in the long run.

Glaomi, one in a billion, nihit karong panahon maong piliunon. What are you waiting for?/Pila ug pilia na.

Kidding aside, Glaomi is an incredible person that she deserves all the most extraordinary things in the world, especially His love and his love. She is meant to conquer the world with the dream that she will prosper at.

On her birthday each year, appreciate her and tell her how grateful you are for her existence.
Ngl, tbh, skl, Glaomi is a very-limited edition Homo sapiens - hard to find but easy to get along with.
Glaomi by rawrawrawinrar December 9, 2021
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low art gloominati 

LOW ART as a synonym for "Degenerate" Art, which is purposefully evoked as an empowerment to expressionism; by demonizing oneself beforehand, it leaves little rest for any one possessing critical and belittling eyes to condemn. Which is also in itself a belittlement towards this belittlement of progressive art; to empower it through its evocation. And 'GLOOMINATI' as a play on the words, the prefix gloom juxtaposed with Illuminati to insinuate Marilyn Manson as a dark, overly sinister misery spreading entity, which again is done so sarcastically as they bring nothing but joy to myself and anyone else who gets "it".
we are the low art gloominaties and we aim to depress
low art gloominati by julez roxx January 23, 2008
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gloomingly 

The adverbification of "gloomy". Often used by misplaced sun worshipers and online dating professionals posing as innocent newcomers.
I just got back to this gloomingly wet city last night from a biz trip.
gloomingly by MrTheNow December 1, 2013

Glooming 

The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.
Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).
Glooming by Bart101 November 4, 2011
A very attractive girl/woman, glamorous no matter what she wears or what she does.
What a glammie--angled bob and heels, sweats and a tee shirt, hair net and name tag--she is always hot.
glammie by Dr. Foo March 8, 2009

Teenage Gloomies 

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
Teenage Gloomies by pockymousie March 24, 2009

Gloaming 

A word used, mainly in the musical Brigadoon, to mean twilight or dusk.
"The mist of May is in the gloaming
And all the clouds are holdin' still
So take me hand and let's go roamin'
through the heather on the hill."
--- "Heather on the Hill" from Brigadoon
Gloaming by Cricket Brody August 7, 2008