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Being so depressed you cant even will yourself to finish typing the word.
I'm very depress today, I wanna die.
Depress by DingoPlaysBingo August 29, 2017
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The word you use when you are upset about something very petty. (Pronounced depresh)
“The guy I like just got into a relationship with someone else. Depress”
Depress by Bluejay_Poppy April 2, 2019
We will all way's be depress
Depress by The memes loser May 20, 2020

Depress eat 

To eat a large amount of food (possibly junk food) even though you are not hungry, just because you are depressed.
Fuck, I'm depressed. I'm gonna go depress eat to fill the void in my pathetic life with food.
Depress eat by sell a door October 11, 2010

depress-fest 

When something is just a long session of depressing material. It can also be a movie or TV show that is depressing.
1.) Jane was telling me about how her best friend got cancer, It was a depress-fest to say the least.

2.) I saw "Saving Private Ryan" last night, and man was that a depress-fest.
depress-fest by inversecoma November 10, 2007

depress-express 

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.
Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!
depress-express by boryan February 9, 2009

me is has the depress 

1. the sound made by jeff when he realises his meme is dead.
2. when someone is too depressed to say that they are depressed.
someone: why are you crying so loudly
you: me is has the depress
someone: 😕
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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