Glanus 

The application of vast amounts of glitter to ones anus.

The worst thing about my boyfriends glanus is picking glitter out of my teeth afterwards.

Glanus by LaSquisha Balls December 16, 2018

glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.

That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.

glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

mammary glands 

Scientific term for titties.

The subjects mammary glands display an increase in size in reaction to the surgery.

mammary glands by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

Steven Glansberg 

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

Steven Glansberg by Radiotheatre September 26, 2007

New Glarus 

A friggin small town in between Madison and Monroe. Has many festivals involving a beer tent downtown. Population is a little over 2,111 people. Popular attractions: Bar, bar, bar, tavern, bar, church, bar, bar. Popular activities: drinking, drinking, drinking, religion, drinking.

Dude I wanna get wasted in like eight different bars.
Let's go to New Glarus

New Glarus by cheesebeerbratsbeerchurch March 28, 2011

to glans 

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

Dude I glansed your toothbrush.

to glans by Teh PF January 3, 2005

Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.

I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.

Glands of Montgomery by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017