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A blend of the words "Gas/Liquid" and "Planet." A specific scientific classification for massive celestial bodies (like Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, or Neptune) that meet the gravitational criteria of a planet but lack a solid, landable crust or surface, separating them from rocky worlds like Earth or Mars.
Under the new classification system, our solar system doesn't have eight planets; it has four rocky planets, four outer glanets, and one dwarf planet.
Glanet by Wittynerd July 4, 2026
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A glow in the dark blanked.
P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.
Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019
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A welsh school that make them selves out to be really good and all but is actually full of weed smoking, vaping chav’s
Glantaf is a shit school only chav’s go there
glantaf by 🎃🤘🏽 April 26, 2019

Glanella 

Glanella is usually a ghetto name, and bitches never trust a Glanella.
Omg, she's so Ghetto.
She's Probably a Glanella.
Glanella by MrsBekky April 29, 2021
Glane is the type of person that will never lose sight on its desire and ambitions. It will do whatever it takes just to get what it wants. It's the type of person where it wants to be friendly but is passively misunderstood by others. To others it may seem like it's always serious and never to be messed with but is actually fun to be around with. Sometimes when it's not in the mood or in its serious phase its best to just follow and do whatever it orders. If you have a friend like Glane be glad as it is as upfront and caring as anyone else can be.
Glane: I like your idea but lets go with mine instead.

Someone: Why even bother asking if we're gonna go with your idea anyways

Glane: I thought there would be a better idea than mine apparently there arent.
Glane by EggWaffles June 8, 2021

glamnetic 

Basically the hottest brand in existence and your soon-to-be favorite beauty brand of all time (if not already). Glamnetic popularized the magnetic liner & lash trend and continues making waves with innovative and on-trend products. When Glamnetic products are applied, a full-on smoke cloud appears, in which you emerge as a total glam goddess *ding*. There’s a reason Glamnetic is the fastest growing beauty brand in 2020, growing from $1m to $50m in sales in just ONE year!

Glamnetic's Thai founder Ann McFerran started Glamnetic on July 31, 2019 out of her tiny apartment in Koreatown, Los Angeles. She saw a major gap in lashes that were easy to apply and wanted to reimagine magnetic lashes and make them cool and trendy. Glamnetic created the world’s first 6-magnet lash and colored magnetic lashes and continues to impress with their on trend press-on nails. Glamnetic continues to win awards like Allure’s best of beauty for their magnetic lashes, Women’s Health Mag Award for Best Press-on Nails, The Brandies awards for best social media account, and Ann being named a featured honoree on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list
Girl 1: I can’t apply lashes to save my life. Yesterday I was getting ready for a wedding and I GLUED my eyes shut and had to go to the ER.

Girl 2: OMG girl if you had Glamnetic that wouldn’t have happened to you or OMG girl have you tried Glamnetic?!

Girl 3: I know my other friend told me. I’m going to buy it ASAP!

Girl 1: Wow your lashes and nails look bomb!

Girl 2: Thanks!! They’re Glamnetic, obvs.
glamnetic by happysillypuppy November 23, 2021

Glantz Enema 

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.
Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
Glantz Enema by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010