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A Glow in the Dark Blanket
person 1, "Paranormal investi... glanket? What's a glanket?"

person 2, "I needed a "G." ... Actually I think a glanket is a thing... It's a glow-in-the-dark-blanket.
Glanket by Porglagon May 22, 2025
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A goony* word used to describe Australian Idol's Mark Holden.

*Mark Holdens Jibberish Language
Fan: Mark Holdens a ganket

Mark:Thats the gooniest goo goo I've heard for a while
ganket by dafylm August 29, 2006
A loser; dork; or idiot.
Mark Holden is a ganket.
ganket by Danoool August 29, 2006
A made up word that shouldn’t be here
Me: “hey I’m gonna define glanker on urban dictionary”

God: “that’s not a word”
glanker by BillyBobBatson April 11, 2018
Mark Holden, formed when a member of the audience of Australian Idol made a sign that says "Mark Holden is a ganket"
Mark Holden is a Ganket
ganket by Old_Bean August 29, 2006
A Scottish word meaning a stupid looking person, or someone having a stupid look about them or someone who is simple or looks Daft.
See that doss cunt, he's fuckin Glayket.
Glayket by garymc65 July 18, 2009
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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