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person 1, "Paranormal investi... glanket? What's a glanket?"

person 2, "I needed a "G." ... Actually I think a glanket is a thing... It's a glow-in-the-dark-blanket.
Glanket by Porglagon May 22, 2025
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A goony* word used to describe Australian Idol's Mark Holden.

*Mark Holdens Jibberish Language
Fan: Mark Holdens a ganket

Mark:Thats the gooniest goo goo I've heard for a while
ganket by dafylm August 29, 2006
Mark Holden is a ganket.
ganket by Danoool August 29, 2006
A made up word that shouldn’t be here
Me: “hey I’m gonna define glanker on urban dictionary

God: “that’s not a word
glanker by BillyBobBatson April 11, 2018
Mark Holden, formed when a member of the audience of Australian Idol made a sign that says "Mark Holden is a ganket"
Mark Holden is a Ganket
ganket by Old_Bean August 29, 2006
A Scottish word meaning a stupid looking person, or someone having a stupid look about them or someone who is simple or looks Daft.
See that doss cunt, he's fuckin Glayket.
Glayket by garymc65 July 18, 2009