n. dual slang terms used in conjunction to define the male scrotal membrane and balls.
derived from the twin borough by the same name in Somerset County, New Jersey and the grade school hypothesis that one’s ballsac is full of urine.
exemplifies the duality of the genital organs as both piss stick and pudding slinger.
"That girl yanked me so hard that my peepack and gladstones were sore for days."
"When my third grade teacher 'Mrs. N' bent over and unintentionally revealed her plump chesticles it was the first time I remember getting a warm, tingly sensation in my peepack & gladstones.”
Biggest shithole on earth. Located in Australia people hang out at there local Maccas all night for just a slight bit of fun. Most chicks are sluts most guys are fugly.
Bill: wow look at them babes Paul: dude there from gladstone
Bill: does that mean they got
Paul: yeast infection... Yep Bill: ewww
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.