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glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

Glockenspiel 

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

glaukenstucken 

Feeling guilty for haven felt schadenfreude

Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on
i feel such glaukenstucken over my joyful dancing yesterday when i herd that Jessi's getting a Divorce
glaukenstucken by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

glockenspiel'd 

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.
*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"

glockenspiel 

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.
glockenspiel by Download-This April 11, 2004

Glockenspieliosis 

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels
Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis
Glockenspieliosis by Exercices March 3, 2021