Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

Glockenspiel

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.

"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."

by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011

Glockenspiel

The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.

"I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"

by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005

Glockenspiel

A dick.

Ayo I've got a massive glockenspiel you know fam

by istrokeurdadswilly March 9, 2022

Glockenspiel

Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)

Do you shave your glockenspiel?

by 1p4life October 27, 2012

Glockenspiel

Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world

Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse

by Glockenspiel January 18, 2005

Glockenspiel

- A German Instrument (bell-play)

- An Insult
- The Tip Of A Mans Penis

- Person: did you know Hans can play a Glockenspiel
Person 2: "wow thats awesome!"

- Person: "god damn it Andy you fucking Glockenspiel"

- Person: "Hey baby wanna come back to mine and play with my Glockenspiel"

by PhraseMakerDrugTaker December 2, 2017