Girlisten

The act of actively tuning in when someone (often a man) is overexplaining, typically in a way that blends patience, selective hearing, and subtle amusement. Often used playfully to describe when a woman humors a “mansplain” by pretending to listen.

Him: “You don’t get crypto. I’ll break it down for you.”
Her: “Oh please, the last thing I need is to girlisten to another broke financial guru.”

by Tf1wS August 20, 2025

glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

Glisten

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

by taedium April 5, 2012

girlstink

Aromas that cling to the person that has been in the physical presence of girls

I could tell by the girlstink he was out with them.

by icemelter May 5, 2016

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019

Gilsten

The perfect relationship filled with love. Soulmates. Newlyweds.

I wish I wish gilsten.

by Singlelady March 9, 2009