The act of actively tuning in when someone (often a man) is overexplaining, typically in a way that blends patience, selective hearing, and subtle amusement. Often used playfully to describe when a woman humors a “mansplain” by pretending to listen.
Him: “You don’t get crypto. I’ll break it down for you.”
Her: “Oh please, the last thing I need is to girlisten to another broke financial guru.”
Her: “Oh please, the last thing I need is to girlisten to another broke financial guru.”
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Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.
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Get the girlstink mug.When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
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