glisteny

Used to describe a person, object or place that gives of a distinct sparkle. Usually used to describe a negative trait.

I tried using the spray-on sunscreen. It's all glisteny and nasty, and doesn't cover evenly so you get weird tan marks.

glisteny by basterdictionary July 12, 2011

glistening 

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

glistening by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

Glisten 

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

Glisten by taedium April 5, 2012

Glistening bead 

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

Glistening bead by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

Glisten Noise 

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

Glisten Noise by DECKKS June 23, 2019

glistening cakes 

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

glistening cakes by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

glistening bliss hole 

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.

I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.

glistening bliss hole by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005