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girlrotting 

The act of being unproductive, doing nothing, or nearly nothing, while being an attractive dainty woman.
after work, you’ll find me girlrotting in bed.
girlrotting by lanacore March 8, 2023

Girlcotting 

A guy seeking to spare himself further relationship woes may decide to suspend non-platonic interaction with girls.
A - She dumped you? I'm sorry man. Got any ideas for the rebound?

B - Nah. I'm girlcotting for a few months until I'm sane again.
Girlcotting by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007

Girlcotting 

The act of a girl or woman boycotting something that they would normally buy.
I am girlcotting their older clothes because they are charging more than their newer clothes, which are actually better.
Until they stop making bad makeup, my sisters and I are girlcotting their store.
Girlcotting by Elly Boccara December 21, 2021

girlrotting 

They call it a "trend", it's simply a symptom of depression.What is so good about spending hours, days, months, years of your life on your bed? Online? You're 11, no one cares about you, you get depressed and next thing you know, you're 15, and you're on the bed writing the definition of a stupid word. And in 3 days it's your birthday. And you have no friends. And you're scared. And you don't wanna grow up. And you wanted to have a big party, with a lot of people, with a cake, with friends for your birthday. But you won't. Wish me a happy birthday in 3 days. It will be the worst day of my life because I spent years girlrotting
someone: "why are you lonely? weren't you girlrotting?"
me:"yeah that's why I am lonely, and alone."
girlrotting by xlse June 2, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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