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girlrotting 

They call it a "trend", it's simply a symptom of depression.What is so good about spending hours, days, months, years of your life on your bed? Online? You're 11, no one cares about you, you get depressed and next thing you know, you're 15, and you're on the bed writing the definition of a stupid word. And in 3 days it's your birthday. And you have no friends. And you're scared. And you don't wanna grow up. And you wanted to have a big party, with a lot of people, with a cake, with friends for your birthday. But you won't. Wish me a happy birthday in 3 days. It will be the worst day of my life because I spent years girlrotting
someone: "why are you lonely? weren't you girlrotting?"
me:"yeah that's why I am lonely, and alone."
girlrotting by xlse June 2, 2024

Garrotting the Turkey 

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups
Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
Garrotting the Turkey by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

girlgettinghead 

When a girl gets her pussy licked
I see a girlgettinghead
girlgettinghead by Gausbsja March 5, 2019

Girlcotting 

A guy seeking to spare himself further relationship woes may decide to suspend non-platonic interaction with girls.
A - She dumped you? I'm sorry man. Got any ideas for the rebound?

B - Nah. I'm girlcotting for a few months until I'm sane again.
Girlcotting by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007

Girlcotting 

The act of a girl or woman boycotting something that they would normally buy.
I am girlcotting their older clothes because they are charging more than their newer clothes, which are actually better.
Until they stop making bad makeup, my sisters and I are girlcotting their store.
Girlcotting by Elly Boccara December 21, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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