girlrotting 

The act of being unproductive, doing nothing, or nearly nothing, while being an attractive dainty woman.

after work, you’ll find me girlrotting in bed.

girlrotting by lanacore March 8, 2023

girlrotting 

They call it a "trend", it's simply a symptom of depression.What is so good about spending hours, days, months, years of your life on your bed? Online? You're 11, no one cares about you, you get depressed and next thing you know, you're 15, and you're on the bed writing the definition of a stupid word. And in 3 days it's your birthday. And you have no friends. And you're scared. And you don't wanna grow up. And you wanted to have a big party, with a lot of people, with a cake, with friends for your birthday. But you won't. Wish me a happy birthday in 3 days. It will be the worst day of my life because I spent years girlrotting

someone: "why are you lonely? weren't you girlrotting?"
me:"yeah that's why I am lonely, and alone."

girlrotting by xlse June 2, 2024

Garrotting the Turkey 

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

Garrotting the Turkey by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

girlgettinghead 

When a girl gets her pussy licked

I see a girlgettinghead

girlgettinghead by Gausbsja March 5, 2019

Girlcotting 

A guy seeking to spare himself further relationship woes may decide to suspend non-platonic interaction with girls.

A - She dumped you? I'm sorry man. Got any ideas for the rebound?

B - Nah. I'm girlcotting for a few months until I'm sane again.

Girlcotting by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007

Girlcotting 

The act of a girl or woman boycotting something that they would normally buy.

I am girlcotting their older clothes because they are charging more than their newer clothes, which are actually better.
Until they stop making bad makeup, my sisters and I are girlcotting their store.

Girlcotting by Elly Boccara December 21, 2021